tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(via slavery)


drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)


carapherxelia:

Pierce The Veil - Hold On Till May [video credit]

(via jalexthefuckingunicorn)



"HEY, LET’S MAKE A BAND!" - The Official 5SOS Book
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"HEY, LET’S MAKE A BAND!" - The Official 5SOS Book

pre-order here

(via irwinsecure)


daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

(via carryonstarkid)


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(via irwinsecure)


gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the man and who gets to be the other man?

(via aphfandoms)


moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

(via thefaultinourchickennuggets)


teenagelucifer:

To that anon that wanted a selfie

teenagelucifer:

To that anon that wanted a selfie